Crypto collapse: Mt Gox payouts, Tether hooks up the feds, SEC says no to Coinbase, crypto media mergers

  • By Amy Castor and David Gerard

It’s not over until withdrawals are temporarily paused due to unusual market activity.

Jacob Silverman

Tightening Tether’s tethers

Tether’s been under some regulatory heat after the reports of how useful USDT is for financing terrorists and other sanctioned entities. Even Cynthia Lummis, the crypto-pumping senator from Wyoming, loudly declared that Tether had to be dealt with.

The US government isn’t entirely happy with Tether’s financial shenanigans. But they’re really unhappy about sanctions violations, especially with what’s going on now in the Middle East. 

So Tether has announced that it will now be freezing OFAC-sanctioned blockchain addresses — and it’s onboarded the US Secret Service and FBI onto Tether! [Tether, archive; letter, PDF, archive]

Tether doesn’t do anything voluntarily. We expect they were told that they would allow this or an extremely large hammer would come down upon them.

There’s more to Tether’s criminal use case than sanctions violation. The most jaw-dropping chapter in Zeke Faux’s excellent book Number Go Up (US, UK) is when he traced a direct message scammer to a human trafficking operation in Cambodia that favored tethers as its currency. South China Morning Post follows up on this with an in-depth report on how Cambodian organized crime uses tethers. [SCMP]

Credit rating firm S&P Global rated eight stablecoins for risk. Tether and Dai got the lowest marks. S&P notes in particular the lack of information on Tether’s reserves. [press release; S&P; Tether report, PDF]

At least some of the claimed Tether backing in treasuries is held in the US with Cantor Fitzgerald — exposing Tether to US touchability. This has been known since February 2023, and was proudly confirmed in December 2023 by Cantor CEO Howard Lutnick: “I hold their Treasuries, and they have a lot of Treasuries. I’m a big fan of Tethers.” [Ledger Insights; Forbes]

Cointelegraph had a fascinating story on a company called Exved using tethers for cross-border payments from Russia! Then they deleted it, for some reason. Exved was founded by Sergey Mendeleev, who also founded the OFAC-sanctioned crypto exchange Garantex, which was kicked out of Estonia. Exved is working with InDeFi Bank, another Mendeleev venture. We’re not so sure the new OFAC-compliant Tether will be 100% on board with this. [Cointelegraph, archive; Telegram, in Russian; Protos]

SEC answers Coinbase’s prayers: “No.”

In July 2022 — just after crypto crashed — Coinbase wrote to the SEC proposing new regulatory carveouts for crypto.

The SEC took its sweet time responding. Eventually, Coinbase sued in April 2023 with a writ of mandamus, demanding a bureaucratic response. The court told the SEC to get on with it, or at least supply a date by which it would answer.

Finally, the SEC has responded: “the Commission concludes that the requested rulemaking is currently unwarranted and denies the Petition.” The SEC thinks existing securities regulations cover crypto securities just fine, and there’s no reason for special rules for Coinbase. [SEC rejection, PDF; Coinbase letter to court, PDF; Gensler statement]

Coinbase general counsel Paul Grewal welcomed the opportunity to challenge Coinbase’s dumb and bad proposal being turned down. [Twitter, archive]

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Binance founder and former CEO Changpeng Zhao will not be returning home to Dubai anytime soon. US District Judge Richard Jones ordered CZ to remain in the US until his sentencing on February 24. He can travel within the US, but he cannot leave. [Order, PDF

After being busted hard, Binance is still behaving weird. At the FT Crypto and Digital Assets Summit in London, the exchange’s new CEO Richard Teng refused to answer even basic questions, like where Binance is headquartered and whether it’s had an audit. “Why do you feel so entitled to those answers?” Teng said when pushed. “Is there a need for us to share all of this information publicly? No.” [FT]

CZ and Binance have been trying to dismiss the SEC charges against them. This is mostly loud table pounding, wherein Binance claims that what the SEC argued were securities are not really securities. [Doc 190, PDF, Doc 191, PDF]

France was the first country in Europe to grant Binance regulatory approval. State-endorsed blockchain courses for the unemployed and NFT diplomas helped push the country’s most vulnerable into crypto. Since the collapse of FTX and Binance’s $4.3 billion fine for money laundering, French President Emmanuel Macron’s relationship with CZ has fallen under scrutiny. [FT, archive]

London law firm Slateford helped to cover up Binance’s crimes and attempted to intimidate media outlet Disruption Banking from writing about Binance’s sloppy compliance hiring practices. (Disruption Banking told Slateford to get knotted and didn’t hear from them again.) [Disruption Banking]

Binance is finally removing all trading pairs against Great British pounds. [Binance, archive]

FTX: The IRS wants its money

FTX filed a reorganization plan in mid-December. The plan is 80 pages and the disclosure statement is 138 pages, but there’s a notable lack of detail on what happens next. None of the talk of starting a new exchange has made it into the current plan — this appears to just be a liquidation.

The plan treats crypto claims as their value in cash at the time of the bankruptcy filing on November 11, 2022, back when bitcoin was at $17,000 — less than half of what it is now.

Creditors will vote on the plan in 2024. The court must approve the plan before it is implemented. [Bloomberg, archive; Plan, PDF; Disclosure statement, PDF]

The IRS is demanding $24 billion in unpaid taxes from the corpse of FTX. John Jay Ray wants to know how the IRS came up with that ludicrous number — the exchange never earned anything near those amounts. The IRS originally wanted $44 billion, but brought the number down. Judge John Dorsey has told the IRS to show its working. [Doc 4588, PDF; Bloomberg, paywalled]

Three Arrows Capital

Three Arrows Capital was the overleveraged crypto hedge fund that blew up in 2022 and took out everyone else in crypto who hadn’t already been wrecked by Terra-Luna. After months of dodging culpability, co-founder Zhu Su was finally arrested in Singapore in September as he was trying to skip the country. 

Zhu was released from jail and appeared before the Singapore High Court on December 13, where he had to explain to lawyers for the liquidator Teneo what happened when 3AC went broke. The information will be shared with creditors. [Bloomberg, archive]

A British Virgin Islands court froze $1.1 billion in assets of Zhu and his co-founder Kyle Davies and Davies’ wife Kelly Chen. [The Block]

Teneo expects a 46% recovery rate for 3AC creditors on $2.7 billion in claims. [The Block]

Crypto media in the new Ice Age

Crypto news outlet Decrypt has merged with “decentralized media firm” Rug Radio. No, we’d never heard of them either. The two firms will form a new holding company chaired by Josh Quittner. Decrypt had spun out from Consensys in May 2022, just before everything crashed. It’s reportedly been profitable since then — though crypto sites always say that. [Axios; Axios, 2022

Forkast News in Hong Kong has merged with NFT data provider CryptoSlam and fired most of its staff. Forkast was founded in 2018 by former Bloomberg News anchor Angie Lau; it shut down editorial operations on November 30. [The Block

Crypto news outlets ran seriously low on cash in 2019 and 2020, just before the crypto bubble, and they’re struggling again. We expect more merges and buyouts of top-tier (such as that is in crypto) and mid-tier crypto outlets. We predict news quality will decline further.

Amy recalls the old-style crypto media gravy train and eating in five-star restaurants every night in Scotland and London while embedded with Cardano in 2017. Thanks, Charles! Nocoining doesn’t pay nearly as well, but these days crypto media doesn’t either. There’s probably a book in those Cardano stories that nobody would ever read.

Regulatory clarity

The Financial Stability Oversight Council, which monitors domestic and international regulatory proposals, wants more US legislation to control crypto. FSOC’s 2023 annual report warns of dangers from:

crypto-asset price volatility, the market’s high use of leverage, the level of interconnectedness within the industry, operational risks, and the risk of runs on crypto-asset platforms and stablecoins. Vulnerabilities may also arise from token ownership concentration, cybersecurity risks, and the proliferation of platforms acting outside of or out of compliance with applicable laws and regulations.

Yeah, that about covers it. FSOC recommends (again) that “Congress pass legislation to provide for the regulation of stablecoins and of the spot market for crypto-assets that are not securities.” [Press release; annual report, PDF]

IOSCO, the body of international securities regulators, released its final report on how to regulate DeFi, to go with its November recommendations on crypto markets in general. IOSCO’s nine recommendations for DeFi haven’t changed from the draft version — treat these like the instruments they appear to be, and pay attention to the man behind the curtain. These are recommendations for national regulators, not rules, but look at the DeFi task force — this was led by the US SEC. [IOSCO press release, PDF; IOSCO report, PDF]

London-based neobank Revolut is suspending UK crypto services — you can no longer buy crypto with the app — citing a new raft of FCA regulations, which go into force on January 8. [CityAM; CoinDesk]

Crypto exchange KuCoin has settled with New York. The NY Attorney General charged KuCoin in March for violating securities laws by offering security tokens — including tether — while not registering with NYAG. KuCoin has agreed to pay a $22 million fine — $5.3 million going to the NYAG and $16.77 million to refund New York customers. KuCoin will also leave the state. [Stipulation and consent order, PDF; Twitter, archive

Montenegro plans to extradite Terraform Labs cofounder Do Kwon to either the US or South Korea, where he is wanted on charges related to the collapse of Terra’s stablecoin. Kwon was arrested in Montenegro in March. Originally it looked like Montenegro was going to pass him off to the US, but the case has been handed back to the High Court for review. [Bloomberg, archive; Sudovi, in Montenegrin]

Anatoly Legkodymov of the Bitzlato crypto exchange, a favorite of the darknet markets, has pleaded guilty in the US to unlicensed money transmission. Legkodymov was arrested in Miami back in January. He has agreed to shut down the exchange. [Press release]

The SEC posted a new investor alert on crypto securities with a very lengthy section on claims of proof of reserves and how misleading these can be. [Investor.gov; Twitter, archive

Santa Tibanne

It’s been nearly ten years, but Mt. Gox creditors are reportedly starting to receive repayments — small amounts in Japanese yen via PayPal. [Cointelegraph; Twitter, archive

Some payouts are apparently bitcoin payouts — with the creditors not receiving a proportionate share of the remaining bitcoins, but instead the yen value of the bitcoins when Mt. Gox collapsed in February 2014. This means a 100% recovery for creditors! — but much less actual money.

There are still 140,000 bitcoins from Mt. Gox waiting to be released. If payouts are made in bitcoins and not just yen, we expect that claimants will want to cash out as soon as possible. This could have adverse effects on the bitcoin price.

Trouble down t’ pit

In the Celsius Network bankruptcy, Judge Martin Glenn has approved the plan to start a “MiningCo” bitcoin miner with some of the bankruptcy estate. He says that “the MiningCo Transaction falls squarely within the terms of the confirmed Plan and does not constitute a modification.” [Doc 4171, PDF]

Bitcoin miners are racing to buy up more mining equipment before bitcoin issuance halves in April or May 2024. Here’s to the miners sending each other broke as fast as possible [FT, archive

Riot Platforms subsidiary Whinstone sent its private security to Rhodium Enterprise’s plant in Rockdale, Texas, to remove Rhodium employees and shut down their 125MW bitcoin mining facility. The two mining companies have been brawling over an energy agreement they had made before prices went up. [Bitcoin Magazine]

More good news for bitcoin

The UK is setting up a crypto hub! ’Cos that’s definitely what the UK needs, and not a working economy or something. [CoinDesk]

Liquid is a bitcoin sidechain set up by Blockstream at the end of 2018. It was intended for crypto exchange settlement, to work around the blockchain being unusably slow. It sees very little use — “On a typical day, there are more tweets about Liquid than there are transactions on its network.” [Protos

A16z, Coinbase, and the Winklevoss twins say they’ve raised $78 million as part of a new push to influence the 2024 elections. [Politico

Little-known fact: coiners can donate to the PAC in tethers. All they have to do is send them via an opaque Nevada trust structure to hide the origins of the funds. And this is perfectly legal! [FPPC, PDF, p. 85, “nonmonetary items”]

Ahead of the SEC’s deadline to rule on a bitcoin ETF, Barry Silbert, CEO of Digital Currency, has quietly stepped down from the board of DCG subsidiary and ETF applicant Grayscale and is no longer chairman, according to a recent SEC filing. Silbert will be replaced by Mark Shifke, the current DCG senior vice president of operations. US regulators are suing DCG over the Gemini Earn program co-run by its subsidiary Genesis. [Form 8-K]

Ordinals are an exciting new way to create NFTs on bitcoin! ’Cos who doesn’t want that? The bitcoin blockchain immediately clogged when it was actually used for stuff. Now TON, the blockchain that is totally not Telegram’s, no, no no, has ordinals — and it’s getting clogged too. [The Block]

Image: Mark Karpeles with aggrieved bitcoin trader outside Mt. Gox in Tokyo in 2014.

Crypto collapse: Terra judge repudiates Ripple finding, Razzlekhan cops a plea, Binance’s FDUSD stablecoin, CoinDesk sold, smart contracts still stupid

  • By Amy Castor and David Gerard

“EXCLUSIVE: IT’S RUMORED THAT GARY GENSLER HAD A BLT FOR LUNCH TODAY. EXPERTS BELIVE THIS IS BULLISH FOR A POSSIBLE SPOT BITCOIN ETF APPROVAL”

Sean Tuffy

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Patreon changed its billing for this month from California to Dublin. So a lot of banks rejected the transactions as possible fraud.

This would easily be reversible … except that Patreon’s systems automatically wiped all patron relationships where a transaction bounced! [Twitter thread, archive]

If you sponsor anyone on Patreon, not just us: please check your transactions for August, re-send them if they bounced, and rejoin as a patron if you need to. The “retry” link should be located in your billing history. Your creators will be most grateful!

We also have Ko-Fi links where you can send us casual tips — here’s Amy’s and here’s David’s.

Razzlekhan cops a plea

Bitcoin rapper Heather “Razzlekhan” Morgan and her husband Ilya Lichtenstein were arrested in February 2022 for hacking Bitfinex in 2016. They agreed to a plea deal a couple of weeks ago. [DOJ press release; Reuters]

The plea hearings were today, Thursday, August 3. Morgan pleaded guilty to money-laundering conspiracy and conspiracy to defraud the United States. The BBC says that “Morgan masqueraded as a rapper.” [BBC]

Lichtenstein pleaded guilty to money-laundering conspiracy. He also admitted to being the original perpetrator of the Bitfinex hack!

Lichtenstein stashed some of the hacked funds as buried gold coins. Arrr. [Bloomberg, archive; CNBC]

Curve: smart contracts, stupid humans

“Smart contracts” are small programs that run right there inside a blockchain. In enterprise computing, these would be called “database triggers” or “stored procedures.”

You never use triggers or stored procedures unless you absolutely have to, because they’re very easy to get wrong and a pain in the backside to debug. In the real world, you keep your financial data and the programs working on it separate.

So, of course, crypto uses programs embedded in the database for everything and touts the difficulty in working with them as a feature and not evidence of the idea’s incredible stupidity.

A smart contract full of crypto can reasonably be treated as a piñata, just waiting for you to whack it in the right spot and get the candy.

Today’s piñata is Curve Finance, a DeFi exchange used for trading stablecoins and other tokens. Curve was hacked on July 30 due to a bug in the Vyper language compiler. Smart contracts that were using Vyper versions 0.2.15, 0.2.16, and 0.3.0 were vulnerable. About $70 million in funds was drained from liquidity pools whose smart contracts used these versions. [Twitter, archive; Twitter, archive]

Vyper, which is inspired by Python, was supposed to have been an improvement over the hilariously awful Solidity — a.k.a. “JavaScript with a concussion” — that most Ethereum Virtual Machine smart contracts are written in. Unfortunately, the Vyper compiler had a bug that meant compiled code was exploitable. So you could mathematically prove your smart contract program was correct … and the compiled version could still be exploited. This could hit any Vyper smart contract using vulnerable versions. [Twitter, archive]

Some have suggested that the Vyper exploit and subsequent Curve hack were “state-sponsored” — which is quite possible, given that we already know that North Korea actively seeks to launder money using crypto.

If North Korea is caught cashing out from the Curve hack, then we suspect large DeFi protocols may get a call from OFAC soon for the same reasons that Tornado Cash did.

David wrote an entire book chapter on all the ways that smart contracts were stupid back in 2017. He foolishly thought that this would knock the idea firmly on the head.

CoinDesk on the block

The bankruptcy of Genesis left Genesis owner Digital Currency Group scrambling to sell off the silverware. DCG’s news site CoinDesk was rumored in January to be up for sale. CoinDesk is now being bought for $125 million by an investor group led by Matthew Roszak (Tally Capital) and Peter Vessenes (Capital6). [WSJ]

DCG bought the failing media outlet in 2016 for $500,000. It’s been shoveling money into CoinDesk ever since. DCG wants to keep the CoinDesk conference business, which is the only part of the site that makes any money.

Bitcoin old-timers will remember Vessenes from the Bitcoin Foundation of the early 2010s. He was the CEO of CoinLab, which was functionally a US agent for the Mt Gox exchange. CoinLab and Mt Gox sued each other repeatedly over alleged contractual breaches. After Mt Gox went bankrupt, CoinLab escalated its claims against the dead exchange from $75 million to an amazing and implausible $16 billion. [Bitcoin Magazine, 2013; Cointelegraph, 2019]

We don’t know what Vessenes wants with a media outlet that only loses money, even from a commercial propaganda perspective. We suppose he could alienate the site’s expensive hires of the past couple of years.

A Ripple in the war on Terra

Terraform Labs issued the TerraUSD and Luna coins, which triggered the crypto crash of May 2022, which popped the 2021 bubble.

We were surprised to hear that Terraform is not dead! It has a new CEO, Chris Amani, who was previously the firm’s COO and CFO. Amani’s hot plan is to revive the Terra blockchain. Amani says that Terraform won’t be launching a new stablecoin. Founder Do Kwon, who is in jail in Montenegro, is still Terraform’s majority shareholder. [WSJ]

The SEC’s case against Terraform proceeds. Terraform filed in May to dismiss the SEC’s complaint, using similar arguments as Coinbase and Ripple. Terraform recently filed that the bizarre July finding in the Ripple case supports dismissing the SEC complaint.

The SEC responded to Terraform and confirmed that it’s appealing the Ripple ruling because it’s nuts: “Ripple’s reasoning is impossible to reconcile with all of these fundamental securities laws principles … SEC staff is considering the various available avenues for further review and intends to recommend that the SEC seek such review.” So we can look forward to that appeal in Ripple. [Doc 29, PDF; Doc 47, PDF; Doc 49, PDF; case docket]

Judge Rakoff concurred with the SEC and got quite pointed about the very dumb and bad ruling in Ripple: [Doc 51, PDF]

Howey makes no such distinction between purchasers. And it makes good sense that it did not. That a purchaser bought the coins directly from the defendants or, instead, in a secondary re-sale transaction has no impact on whether a reasonable individual would objectively view the defendants’ actions and statements as evincing a promise of profits based on their efforts.

… Simply put, secondary-market purchasers had every bit as good a reason to believe that the defendants would take their capital contributions and use it to generate profits on their behalf.

We don’t expect the Ripple ruling to stand.

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Crypto trading is illegal in China — technically, anyway. The Wall Street Journal says that Binance users coming in from China still trade $90 billion a month — it’s “Binance’s biggest market by far,” with over 900,000 users. [WSJ]

The importance of China is “openly discussed internally.” In fact, “the exchange’s investigations team works closely with Chinese law enforcement to detect potential criminal activity.”

Binance denies the reports, with the very specific wording: “The Binance.com website is blocked in China and is not accessible to China-based users.” Good thing nobody in China uses a VPN, hey. The WSJ says that Binance directs its Chinese users to “visit different websites with Chinese domain names before rerouting them to the global exchange.” [Cointelegraph]

Binance CEO Changpeng “CZ” Zhao responded “4” — meaning that it’s all FUD. [Twitter, archive]

Fore!

The US Department of Justice is considering charges against Binance, but worries about causing a run on the exchange — or so says Semafor, which says the DoJ is considering fines or a deferred prosecution agreement instead. We think that any Binance user who hasn’t already priced in yet more US government action against Binance, particularly an indictment, just doesn’t want to be told. [Semafor]

Binance is cutting employee benefits, citing a decline in its profits — which suggests its customers are running away screaming. The non-US employees laid off in June were offered severance of two months’ salary paid in BNB tokens. [WSJ]

If Binance has a drop in profits, it’s likely the large institutional traders — Binance’s “VIPs” — jumping ship while they can. Where can they be going? Is there a good casino left for the VIPs with an ample supply of suckers to milk? Or was Binance the end of the line?

CZ has filed a motion to dismiss the CFTC complaint against him. He holds that Binance just doesn’t do business in the US, so the CFTC doesn’t have jurisdiction. Also, the securities aren’t securities, apparently. [Doc 59, PDF

CZ wanted to just shut Binance US earlier this year because of the regulatory heat, two people told The Information. The BAM board voted, but the lone holdout was Binance US CEO Brian Shroder. CZ also considered selling Binance US to Gemini or a sovereign wealth fund. Binance told Cointelegraph that it was “not commenting” on this issue. [The Information, paywalled; Cointelegraph]

In June, the SEC Nigeria ruled that Binance Nigeria had to stop operating in the country. Binance claimed that “Binance Nigeria” had nothing to do with them. SEC Nigeria has now reiterated that they really do mean binance.com. Nigeria has also told all other crypto platforms to desist: “all platform providers, making such solicitations, are hereby directed to immediately stop soliciting Nigerian investors in any form whatsoever.” [SEC Nigeria]

Everybody gets a stablecoin!

On July 26, Binance listed a new coin, FDUSD — a “1:1 USD-backed stablecoin issued by First Digital Labs. Reserves of FDUSD are held by First Digital Trust Limited.” Its trading pairs are BNB, USDT, and BUSD — with zero fees. [Twitter, archive; Binance]

Binance has been going through the stablecoins lately. Binance’s own BUSD has shut down, Binance doesn’t seem to be on such solid terms with Tether, and it tried pumping out a few billion questionably backed TrueUSD after that coin’s main custodian, Prime Trust, had collapsed. First Digital — previously known as Legacy Trust — just happens to be the remaining custodian for TrueUSD.

FDUSD was launched on June 1. Data Finnovation wonders why millions of dollars of deposits to and minting of FDUSD started a week before its supposed launch. “If you believe these are strongly linked to real usd you deserve what you’re gonna get.” [press release; Twitter, archive]

Vincent Chok, CEO of First Digital, has a storied history in business. Before Chok’s move to Hong Kong, he was selling real estate in Canada with Platinum Equities in 2014 — a company that was sanctioned by the Alberta Securities Commission for fraud (though Chok wasn’t named). Chok’s previous company was Intreo Wealth Alliance in Calgary. [press release]

None more stable

Wyoming is trying to do a stablecoin again with their Stable Token Commission! The total budget for the initiative: $500,000. We wrote before about Caitlin Long’s crypto bank Custodia and what a disaster that was. Custodia also hoped to launch a national stablecoin backed by the Fed, but the Fed was having none of it. So good luck, guys. [Wyoming Truth]

Michel de Cryptadamus notices that Tether’s attestations show its actual cash on hand is getting quite low. On December 31, 2022, they claimed to have $5.31 billion in cash. On March 31, 2023, they claimed $481 million. On June 30, 2023, they claimed just $90 million. This is as the issuance of tethers keeps going up. But we’re sure it’s all fine. [Twitter, archive]

The New York Fed wrote about “Runs on Stablecoins” — concerning the Terra-Luna collapse of May 2022. David Rosenthal contextualizes the New York Fed paper: “Note in particular that traders don’t actually believe that USDT is safe, it is just that its size makes it convenient for traders to use USDT unless, like Wile E. Coyote, they look down at it as they did last May.” [NY Fed; blog post]

The White House has told Rep. Patrick McHenry’s stablecoin bill to go away, at least according to McHenry. [The Block

Coinbase: not so keen on regulatory clarity

Coinbase wants regulatory clarity. The SEC was happy to give it to them. Brian Armstrong of Coinbase told the Financial Times that prior to the SEC suing Coinbase in June, the commission told them to delist all cryptocurrencies other than bitcoin. [FT, archive]

The SEC told CoinDesk that “SEC staff does not ask companies to delist crypto assets. In the course of an investigation, the staff may share its own view as to what conduct may raise questions for the Commission under the securities laws.” [CoinDesk]

Coinbase told CoinDesk that the FT report “lacks critical context” but was somehow unable to also say what the context was.

This is pretty rich given that it was literally Armstrong who told this to the FT, presumably hoping to gin up the crypto crowd — which he certainly did.

Coinbase concurred that the SEC did not, in fact, formally tell the exchange to delist everything except bitcoin.

We strongly suspect the actual conversation was Coinbase asking “Well how can we absolutely avoid breaking any laws then, smart guy?” and then the SEC fellow suggesting the very safest possible option.

Good news for bitcoin

Kyle Davies from Three Arrows Capital (3AC) has gone sovereign citizen. Davies holds that renouncing his US citizenship in October 2020 means that he can’t be held in contempt of court for not responding to 3AC liquidators Teneo in their US action. Davies’ lawyers also claimed that he hadn’t been properly served, as if he could claim not to know about the proceeding while arguing it in court. [Doc 106, PDF; Doc 107, PDF; case docket]

The SEC suggests that crypto “attestations” that aren’t audits might be a worry … for the accountants. Subheadings in the SEC’s statement on “The Potential Pitfalls of Purported Crypto ‘Assurance’ Work” include “The Accounting Firm’s Potential Liability for Antifraud Violations.” The footnotes mention that “liability for fraud may extend to “attorneys, engineers, and other professionals or experts.” This means that the SEC will look at what the developers were doing. [SEC]

Swift is running a pilot program that lets you make instant payments across different currency zones! So what backend do you need to use for instant remittances across currency zones? It turns out the answer is: a database. [FinExtra]

Kuwait has banned cryptocurrency for payments or investments. The National Committee for Combating Money Laundering and Terrorism Financing says it’s doing this to implement FATF requirements. Crypto mining is also banned. Securities under the Central Bank of Kuwait or Capital Markets Authority regulation are exempt. [Arabian Business; Al Jarida, in Arabic

FedNow, the Federal Reserve’s real-time retail settlement system, has gone live, dragging US retail banking kicking and screaming into the 2000s. This puts a Fed CBDC into the trash can, as the White House had already noted. The hard part is getting thousands of banks to sign up. But the Fed has its ways of asking for things. [Federal Reserve]

Media stardom

David told the Moscow Times — who are not fans of Mr. Putin and who are currently banned in Russia — that a CBDC ruble wouldn’t do anything new to help evade sanctions that Russia can’t already do with rubles: “The problem is that nobody wants rubles.” [Moscow Times]

News: Bitcoin tops $24,000, Ledger’s gift to SIM swappers, Pornhub only accepts crypto now, FinCEN’s new rule

The price of bitcoin keeps hitting new all-time highs, recently topping $24,000, which means things are getting a little nutty. The coiners want bitcoin to shoot to the moon. And the no-coiners want Tether to get taken down and the nonsense to end, like it should have three years ago after the 2017 bubble.

I’ve now got hundreds of new Twitter followers, most of them bitcoiners repeating the same boilerplate phrases like “have fun staying poor,” “gold is a Ponzi too” (it’s not) and proclaiming me the U.S. dollar is going to collapse, which would be a shame as bitcoin is mainly traded in dollars.

Caught up in the whirlwind, Mike Novogratz, CEO of Galaxy Digital, has gotten a tattoo—a large moon and a rocket with the letter “B” on it. Fortunately, the “B” is relatively small, so he can easily get that part lasered or covered up if bitcoin crashes, which it will, because that is the fate of all Ponzi schemes.

Here is the news:

Ledger creates a target list for SIM swappers

In July 2020, hardware wallet provider Ledger was hacked, with the hackers gaining access to its customer database. The database has been circulating for five months now, and the hacker has just dumped it on RaidForums, a site dedicated to sharing hacked databases, for the whole world to access—at no charge.

“The first confirmed price I saw for this database was 5 BTC,” the hacker wrote. “Today you can get it for free.”  

The database contains the emails, physical addresses, and phone numbers of 272,000 Ledger buyers along with emails of 1 million additional users.

Essentially, Ledger, a company dedicated to security, has given hackers access to a massive target list for SIM swappers and phishing campaigns. Ledger is very, very sorry for the leak. 

Coinbase plans to go public

Coinbase, the most valuable U.S. crypto firm, has filed confidentially for an IPO with the SEC. When the crypto exchange last raised private funding in 2018, it was valued at $8 billion. It is probably worth plenty more now, with investors going mad over tech stocks

The San Francisco company has tapped Goldman Sachs to bring it to market, meaning that that the bank will lead the syndicate of banks underwriting the deal. (Cointelegraph)

Several VCs have invested hundreds of millions of dollars into Coinbase, and it makes sense that at some point they want to realize the returns on their investment, probably before this bubble blows.

According to Nicholas Weaver, a researcher at the International Computer Science Institute in Berkeley, the IPO “is entirely about a16z and the other VCs unloading their ownership-bags, not cryptocurrency bags, before the space implodes because Tether finally gets killed.”

FinCEN to impose new rules on exchanges

The Financial Crimes Enforcement Network has unveiled new rules aimed at closing anti-money laundering loopholes for regulated cryptocurrency transactions. The rules call for additional customer verification and more reporting.

According to the proposed rule, if a user makes a deposit or a withdrawal of over $3,000 involving a non-custodial wallet, exchanges have to record the name and physical location of the wallet owner. Crypto exchanges also have to report to the U.S. Department of Treasury any deposit or withdrawal over $10,000. 

The rule is devastating to regulated crypto exchanges. In a lengthy Twitter thread last month, when he first learned of the new rule coming down the pipes, Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong publicly attacked the new regulation. He knows serious KYC requirements will kill a lot of his business.

Nouriel Roubini responded by bashing Armstrong as a contemporary Gordon Gekko—a character in the 1987 Oliver Stone movie “Wall Street”—putting his profits ahead of the need to enforce regulations to stop the financial activities of criminals, tax evaders, terrorists, drug dealers and human traffickers.

Coming soon: Mt. Gox bitcoins

Tokyo bitcoin exchange Mt. Gox went bankrupt in early 2014, and its former users are still waiting to get some portion of their funds back. Their long wait may soon be over. Recently, the Mt. Gox trustee submitted a draft plan for the rehabilitation of creditors. 

If the Tokyo District Court gives the plan a thumbs up, that means 140,000 bitcoin may soon flood the market. The price of BTC has gone up substantially since 2014, so no doubt claimants will want to sell as quickly as possible—and that could create a bear market, pushing down the price of BTC. (Coindesk)

Unless there’s enough real cash left in the system—which is unlikely, because if there was, we wouldn’t need 20 billion tethers—Tether will need to issue an additional 2.5 billion tethers to absorb those bitcoin. 

Tether surpasses $20 billion

Tether has now crossed $20 billion worth of tethers in circulation. Paolo Ardoino, Bitfinex and Tether CTO, bragged about it on social media. He tweeted: “#tether $USDt 20 BILLION!”

Patrick McKenzie, the software engineer who last year wrote this brilliant article explaining Tether, says all he wants for Christmas is for “Tether to unwind explosively.”

As Tether keeps issuing more and more tethers to pump bitcoin’s price, remember that the whole point in all this is to lure real dollars into the system. Look, the price keeps going up! You too can get rich! Buy bitcoin!

As David Gerard explained in a recent blog post, bitcoin price pumps are almost always immediately followed by a sell off. If you’re still not convince how the game works, CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju provides proof.

He points out that when bitcoin hit $20,000, it was a coordinated pump fueled by stablecoins—127 different addresses depositing stablecoins to exchanges in one block of transactions on Ethereum minutes before the first price peak. “Price is all about consensus,” he said.

Porn Hub only accepts crypto now

Visa and Mastercard said they will stop processing payments on Pornhub following a report in the NYT about  illegal content on the site uploaded by unverified users. Mastercard has cut off ties completely, while Visa says it has cut off ties pending an investigation. (Decrypt)

According to Vice, Pornhub purged 70% of its content in an attempt to get the card providers back. How else will it stay in business? The site still accepts crypto—and cash via checks and wires—but apparently that’s not enough. There’s no way it can function without the credit card payments. More proof that bitcoin is a failed payments system.

Other news

The Dread Pirate Roberts is sorry, so please let him go. President Trump is weighing granting clemency to Ross Ulbright, the founder of the Silk Road. (Daily Beast)

“If Ulbricht’s supporters really cared about the war on drugs or libertarian ideals, they’d be demanding that the nearly half a million people currently in U.S. jails for drug offenses should be pardoned too.” (Vanity Fair)

A NY judge says Reggie Fowler’s defense team can withdraw from the case. Their client hasn’t paid them in a year. Fowler has 45 days to find a new lawyer who is also willing to risk not getting paid. (My blog)

Binance reportedly puts zero actual effort into keeping U.S. customers out. The info comes by way of a U.S. user who created a BFX account (no VPN), transferred bitcoins to BFX and sent some out from there. (Twitter)

If you want to cash out your USDT on Kraken, the exchange apparently only takes two types: Omni or ERC-20. (Twitter)

Eric Peters, CEO of One River Asset Management, has set up a new company to invest in crypto. His firm will bring its holdings of bitcoin and ether to about $1 billion as of early 2021, he said. (Bloomberg)

Michael Saylor wants to lure Elon Musk into bitcoin. (Decrypt)