News: DoJ locates Bitfinex’s stolen BTC, BlockFi fined $100M, Forbes sells out to Binance

The DOJ found 119,754 bitcoins stolen from crypto exchange Bitfinex in a hack in 2016. Federal officials were able to seize 94,643.29 BTC ($3.6 billion). The rest is still out there. (Washington Post)

On Jan. 31, those funds were spotted moving out of the hacker’s wallet, but nobody realized at the time it was the feds moving the funds. Most people assumed it was the hackers themselves!

Heather Morgan, 31, and Ilya Lichtenstein, 34, were charged with trying to launder the bitcoins. They were arrested in NYC, where they live. (DoJ press release, Complaint, Statement of facts)

Lichtenstein is Russian-American. Morgan is a U.S. citizen, who grew up in California. We don’t know if the pair were behind the actual theft, but they probably were given the majority of the coins were in the same wallet as when they left Bitfinex.  

David Gerard describes the 2016 hack in Chapter 8 of his book “Attack of the 50-foot Blockchain,” as told to him by Phil Potter. He summarized it on Twitter

Morgan is a rapper with loads of embarrassing videos online. (Vice)

She had an active TikTok account featuring her rap moves.

@realrazzlekhan

How a #nyc $PACE Pımp starts their #holographic day in #manhattan 🧞‍♀️ #grwm #winterfit

♬ Island In The Sun – Weezer

Morgan was also a prolific Forbes contributor, which should surprise nobody. (Forbes)

And she gave a talk at NYC Salon on how to social engineer your way into anything. (Youtube)

The couple sat on those coins from August 2016 to January 2017, before trying to launder some of them. Almost all of the BTC they moved went through AlphaBay, which they used as a mixer. The feds were able to spot this because they seized AlphaBay in July 2017. 

This arrest underscores how difficult it is to actually launder bitcoin. All of the transactions are traceable. Even when you are sitting on piles of BTC, as these two allegedly were, it is really difficult to cash out.  

A judge ruled the pair could be released on bonds — $5 million for Lichtenstein; $3 million for Morgan. But the government, which originally asked for a $100 million bond, ordered a review of the detention order, saying the couple have the means to flee — $330 million in BTC have yet to be found. Also, Russia has no extradition treaty with the U.S. (Stay of release)

It’s not clear what will happen to the recovered funds at this point, but likely they will be held up by the U.S. government for a long time to come. (Decrypt)

Bitfinex is absolutely convinced it will receive the recovered funds. It wants to use 80% of them to “burn” one of its shitcoins — LEO. (Bitfinex blog)

Naturally, LEO saw a surge in value after the announcement. (Defiant)

Bitfinex is the sister company of Tether. The 2016 hack set off a string of calamities for the two firms. Rather than claim insolvency, Bitfinex gave its customers a 36% haircut, repaid them in BFX tokens, and then lost its banking. Thus began a prolific printing of tethers, telling lies and other nonsense that has continued to this day. Also, it was Bitfinex’s reliance on third-party payment processors after it lost its banking that led to all the problems with Crypto Capital, some missing $850 million in funds, and the NYAG telling Tether to take its business out of New York. I detail most of this in my timeline.

Bitfinex never really paid its customers back for the 36% haircut. Ultimately, all of those customers were paid back in tethers, so why should Bitfinex get that money?

BlockFi to pay $100M

Crypto lender BlockFi is paying $50 million to the SEC and $50 million to various state regulators to settle claims that it illegally offered high-yielding crypto lending products, say sources. (Bloomberg)

It’s clear as mud how BlockFi is able to offer the rates it does. “Executives at BlockFi have said they are able to pay such high yields to customers because institutional investors will pay them even more to borrow the deposits. But the companies don’t provide a detailed accounting of how the funds are used or in what circumstances investors could lose their cryptocurrency,” writes Bloomberg.

Crypto lending programs are obviously securities subject to SEC regulation. BlockFi was funding its crypto lending operations and proprietary trading through the sale of unregistered securities. The SEC similarly warned Coinbase against launching “Lend.” And the regulator is currently looking into Celsius, Voyager Digital, and Gemini Trust regarding crypto yield products.

I didn’t realize this earlier, but apparently BlockFi is one of the largest holders of GBTC, buying it for the premium. GBTC is now trading at -24% of NAV, according to Ycharts.

BlockFi says funds are SAFU. (Tweet)

Forbes is taking Binance money 

Forbes, the publication that featured alleged bitcoin money launderer Heather Morgan as a contributor, is now taking $200 million from Binance, the crypto exchange that has been thus far kicked out of every corner of the world for blatantly ignoring laws and regulations. ​​(CNBC)

The funds will help Forbes follow through on its plan to merge with a special purpose acquisition company (SPAC) in the first quarter. Forbes is owned mainly by Chinese Firm Integrated Whale Media, which bought a controlling stake from the Forbes family in 2014.

This will make Binance one of the biggest owners of Forbes after its listing. Binance will also have two director positions on Forbes’ board of executives. Binance tried to sue Forbes in 2020 for defamation, but the suit was quietly dropped.

If you are looking for an unbiased crypto news source in the future, you probably want to look elsewhere. 

More ‘Bitcoin Widow’ Reviews

The Toronoto Star has a review of Jennifer Robertson’s “Bitcoin Widow.” This one is worth reading:

“Does she have regrets? I kept waiting to hear them and she comes closest in the final few pages (after chapters of what does seem like a Kafkaesque nightmare in both legal and emotional terms). ‘I regret every moment of every day of the terrible year that followed Gerry’s death,’ is what she confesses. A weaselly mea culpa that reminded me of when people, often on reality shows, apologize by saying, ‘I am sorry you feel that way.’”

The Sun also has a review of the book. It’s mostly just… a review of the book. Nice photos of Jen and Gerry though. 

If you missed my review earlier, it’s here

Another day, another blockchain bridge hack 

On Feb. 5, a loophole in the Meter Passport smart contract allowed an attacker to siphon 1,391 ETH ($4.2 million) and 2.74 wrapped Bitcoin ($83,000) from the Meter Passport blockchain bridge. 

Blockchain bridges allow you to conveniently spend crypto from one blockchain — such as ETH or, in this case, BTC — on another blockchain. 

@ishwinder explains the hack in layman’s terms. (Twitter)

This is one of three recent hacks on blockchain bridges lately! On Feb. 3, we had the Wormhole exploit, with $320 million in funds stolen. And on Jan. 17, Qubit was hacked for $80 million in crypto. 

What does this tell you about blockchain bridges? 

Meter urged its users not to trade any meterBNB, which are currently unbacked, and said that they were “working on compensating funds to all affected users.” (Twitter)

What’s new in crypto regulations?

The U.S. Department of Treasury released a report: “Study of the Facilitation of Money Laundering and Terror Finance Through the Trade in Works of Art.” The report was mandated by Congress in the AML Act of 2020. It specifically mentions NFTs. (Press release, Study, Blockchain Law Center)

According to the report, NFTs are vulnerable to money laundering because “NFT platforms range in structure, ownership, and operation, and no single platform operates the same way or has the same standards or due diligence protocols.”

The report specified that NFTs used for payment or investment may fall under the virtual asset definition, and some NFT platforms may qualify as virtual asset service providers (VASPs), depending on the characteristics of the NFTs that they offer.

The report makes it clear that the Treasury department is carefully monitoring digital art assets, including NFTs, and the online marketplaces where they are traded. (JDSupra)

Grayscale wants to turn its Grayscale Bitcoin Trust (GBTC) into an exchange-traded fund. The SEC is seeking advice from the public about whether ETFs tied to Bitcoin’s spot price could be a vehicle for fraud. The SEC has denied six similar applications since November, including those from VanEck, WisdomTree and SkyBridge Capital. (SEC notice, Coindesk)

Only licensed banks should be allowed to issue stablecoins, according to Jean Nellie Liang, the under secretary for domestic finance at the Department of the Treasury. She appeared before the House of Representatives Committee on Financial Services to reaffirm the PWG’s November report on stablecoins. (Liang’s written testimony, Bloomberg)

Time is running out for crypto firms to be approved for the UK’s anti-money laundering register before the end of March. Ninety-six applicants are still waiting for a decision on their application. Without approval before a March 31 deadline, the future of these crypto firms’ UK operations — including exchanges, wallets and other businesses — hangs on a limb. (The Block)

Crypto shilling at the Super Bowl, and other NFT news

It’s Super Bowl weekend. Expect to see a massive amount of marketing dollars go toward shilling crypto and NFTs. Crypto.com, FTX, and Binance are among the major advertisers. (Hollywood Reporter) (NYT)

Bored Apes are also rumored to appear at the Super Bowl, in some shape or form. (Bloomberg)

Twitter accounts that have been speaking out against NFTs are being reported by bots, their accounts suspended and/or locked. This happened to @NFTEthics and @interlunations. (Twitter)

Sotheby’s is planning to auction off a set of 104 CryptoPunks on Feb. 23. The set is expected to bring $20 million to $30 million in crypto. The original buyer was 0x650d, who scooped them all up in July 2021. Here is the Etherscan confirming his purchase. (Artnet News

He bought them for $7 million because he “chose wealth.” (Twitter)

Following the news of the Sotheby’s auction, the celebrity shilling begins. German-American model Heidi Klum just announced on Twitter she owns a Punk. (Tweet)

Who paid for her Punk? That’s not exactly clear. Mike Burgersburg (not his real name, obviously) has tracked down links between Bitclout investor Reade Seiff and Klum’s Punk. (Dirty Bubble)

Burgersburg also says whoever is funding Reese Witherspoon’s NFT purchases probably has a financial interest in promoting the WOW project. (Dirty Bubble)

In addition to proper FTC disclosure requirements, fans and retail buyers deserve more transparency about how these deals are made and who’s providing the money to pump up these assets. 

John Reed Stark was chief of the SEC office of internet enforcement for 11 years. He has a few things to say about NFTs: Market manipulation of NFTs appears not only rampant and tolerated, but also encouraged. Fraud not only rewarded, but also taught. (Linkedin)

The counterfeit NFT problem is getting worse. Bots are scraping artists’ online galleries, or even keyword searches on Google Images, and then creating collections with auto-generated texts. Those listings have proliferated on OpenSea. (Verge)

Sotheby’s made headlines last year when it sold Kevin McCoy’s Quantum NFT (2014) for $1.47 million. Now, that sale is in the headlines once more, this time for a lawsuit being filed against McCoy and the auction house by a holdings company whose owner claims he owns Quantum. (Artnews)

Indie game platform itch.io has come out strongly against NFTs: “NFTs are a scam. If you think they are legitimately useful for anything other than the exploitation of creators, financial scams, and the destruction of the planet the we ask that [you] please reevaluate your life choices.”(Twitter, PC Gamer)

YouTube is launching new creator tools to expand monetization, including allowing creators to sell content as NFTs so fans can “own” videos. (NBC News)

The Alfa Romeo Tonale SUV is the “first car on the market” to come with an NFT digital certificate that the automaker says will increase the car’s residual value. How? Technical details are thin. (Verge)

A group supporting WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange raised $50 million in ETH by selling an NFT of a clock to a DAO (called AssangeDAO) set up to support his legal bills. The NFT, titled “Clock,” is a joint creation by Assange and digital artist Pak. AssangeDAO contributors receive $JUSTICE. (Wired)

Other newsworthy bits

David Rosenthal’s talk at Stanford is a summary of everything that is wrong with crypto and blockchain technology. This is a great read. (DSHR blog)

Vice interviewed Dan Olsen, whose Youtube video on NFTs went viral. “I’ve been keeping my thumb on what’s going on in crypto. By and large, it’s been the story of the evolution of fraud.” (Vice)

The BBC published and then took unpublished a story about a “self-made crypto millionaire giving back” without mentioning his scam coin. (archive)(missing story)

“City Coins — free, magical money for your city! Maybe” (David Gerard)

Fais Khan’s part II of his work explaining how VCs cash out on tokens: “The Unstoppable Grift: How Coinbase and Binance Helped Turned Web3 into Venture3.” (Fais Khan)

The U.S. government’s system for spotting money laundering has received a surge of suspicious activity reports from a set of San Francisco financial companies that includes some of the world’s leading crypto exchanges. (FT, Dynamics Securities Analytics report)

Mark Zuckerberg is lying about the Metaverse. The CEO of one of the most valuable companies in the world is shoving $10 billion into a concept he cannot describe. (Ed Zitron)

The Russian government will treat bitcoin and digital assets as currency. The proposal includes subjecting crypto transactions (not just within exchanges) to AML/KYC rules, which, being technically impossible to execute, should be equivalent to a ban…(Blockworks)

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News: ‘Dead Man’s Switch’ streaming in US, Kazakhstan switches off the internet, volcano bonds, 6-hour rug pull 

Dead Man’s Switch: a crypto mystery, a film about failed Canadian crypto exchange QuadrigaCX, is out in the U.S. You can now stream it on the Discovery Channel

I’m in the film, along with fellow bitcoin skeptic David Gerard. You can read the reviews in the New York Times, the New York Post, and the Wall Street Journal. My picture is in the WSJ!  

I wrote a review of Jennifer Robertson’s book “Bitcoin Widow.” She was married to Quadriga CEO Gerald Cotten. Her book comes out Jan. 18, near the three-year anniversary of when she announced Cotten’s death to stunned investors—a month after he died! David Gerard also wrote a scathing review of the book, which you can find here

A new year has begun. I wrote up my crypto predictions for 2022. Like several other skeptics, I thought bitcoin would crash months ago. I still think it will crash. All the conditions are ripe for a crash. It’s just taking a little longer than we anticipated. 

Kazakhstan switched off the Internet

Amid anti-government protests, Kazakhstan—the world’s second biggest bitcoin mining hub next to the U.S.—switched off the Internet on Jan. 5. (Netblocks)

A few hours after the blackout, bitcoin saw a 12% drop in its hashrate. The incident shed light on how much bitcoin is being produced using fossil fuels. (Fortune)

Kazakhstan’s energy system has been struggling to keep up with increased crypto mining in the country, driven by the rise in bitcoin’s price and a rush of miners to its borders after China banned bitcoin mining last year. The electricity in Kazakhstan is some of the world’s dirtiest—70% coal-powered.

Countries that once welcomed crypto miners with open arms now want them gone because of the strain they put on their power networks. (Fortune)

After suffering blackouts, Kosovo recently banned crypto mining. Last month, Kosovo’s largest coal-fired plant closed due to technical issues, forcing it to import 40% of its electricity at higher prices. If it’s going to survive this energy crisis, the miners need to go. (BBC

Elsewhere, Iran is putting another moratorium on bitcoin mining. Argentina also recently went after bitcoin mining companies following blackouts. (La Politica Online, Spanish)

Volcano bonds

El Salvador, which adopted bitcoin as a national currency last year, is creating roughly 20 bills to serve as a legal framework to issue $1 billion bitcoin bonds, aka “volcano bonds.” 

Alejandro Zelaya, the country’s minister of finance, told El Mundo that the bills will cover regulations about issuing securities as cryptocurrency to ensure the viability of the bonds, which President Nayib Bukele originally proposed in November. (El Mundo, Spanish; Reuters)

Half of the $1 billion raised by the bond issuance will go toward buying BTC and half will be used to fund Bitcoin City, a crypto utopia at the base of a volcano. The idea is that the city will harness the geothermal power generated by the volcano for its electricity—ergo the term “volcano bonds.”  

Blockstream, the company responsible for a huge chunk of bitcoin’s code, along with iFinex—the parent company of stablecoin issuer Tether and crypto exchange Bitfinex—are partnering with El Salvador to create the volcano bonds. The bonds will be issued on Blockstream’s Liquid Network. Bitfinex will be the book runner for the bonds.  

Not only will Bukele destroy what is left of El Salvador’s economy with his insane plan, but he will attract hordes of scammers to the country. Bukele is, at this point, trading public bitcoin on his phone, and bragging about it on Twitter. David Gerard has a full update. (DG’s blog)

Binance up to its old tricks 

We learned a lot about Binance in 2021. Looks like nothing has changed.

Binance does not have a securities registration in Ontario. Yet, incredibly, after promising the Ontario Securities Commissions (OSC) that it would stop allowing Ontario residents to use its platform after Dec. 31, the crypto exchange turned around and told its users not to worry.

“As a result of ongoing and positive cooperation with Canadian regulators, there is no need for Ontario users to close their accounts by December 31, 2021,” Binance said in a letter to its users. It turned out Binance hadn’t spoken to any OSC staff at all. (Bloomberg)

Understandably, the OSC was pissed off. “This is unacceptable,” the regulator said in a statement. “Crypto asset platforms that have or will be applying for registration with securities regulators should be aware that misrepresenting their registration status raises concerns about the fitness of the firm and its principals for registration.” (OSC statement)

Binance blamed its actions on a “miscommunication.”  

In India, Binance-owned crypto exchange WazirX was busted for tax evasion. The goods and services tax authority in Mumbai says the exchange dodged paying Rs 40.5 crore ($5.4 million) in GTS.

WazirX lets you trade bitcoin in two ways: using Indian rupees or WRX, its native crypto. If a trader sells bitcoin for WRX instead of rupees, they pay lower fees. 

Binance figured it only had to pay GST on commission earned in rupees but could skip out on paying taxes on commission earned in WRX. A GST of 18% was applicable on these coins. At the end of the day, WazirX ended up handing over Rs 49.2 crore ($6.6 million), including penalties and interest. 

Zanmai Labs Pvt., which manages WazirX, told the media it was a mistake. The tax code was ambiguous. (India’s press information bureau, The Economic Times)

Samsung’s ‘groundbreaking’ new TV feature: NFT support  

You can now display your Bored Ape NFT on your 65” TV. Your guests will be so impressed. 

Samsung is offering extensive support for NFTs as part of its 2022 TV lineup—“the world’s first TV screen-based NFT explorer and marketplace aggregator, a groundbreaking platform that lets you browse, purchase, and display your favorite art—all in one place.” Basically it’s offering support for JPGs. What will technology think of next? (Press release, ArsTechnica)

The electronics maker has also opened up a metaverse store in Decentraland, an Ethereum-based virtual world, based on its flagship store in New York. (Press release, Decrypt)

The comments in the ArsTechnica coverage are gold. In response to the NFT TVs, one reader said:  

“Thank Christ. It’s really a colossal pain in the ass to display my NFTs now.

First I have to fire up Twitter and spend like 20 minutes laughing at the last guy who got scammed into transferring his token to some Nigerian prince.

Then I have to wade through the hundreds of good samaritans who are thoughtfully pasting my man’s lost ape into replies.

I have to find just the right one to save to my camera roll.

Then I have to wait like hours for my Canadian lingerie model friends to come over so we can talk about investment opportunities and that guy in Starbucks who made such a biting observation about student loan forgiveness that the whole place clapped.

Then I have to freaking cast my camera roll to the TV so that everyone there can really see and understand the rare variations in my apes. Which, really, is all I need a TV for in the first place.”

Six-hour rug pull

On Dec. 31, a new token called $YEAR was airdropped. It was set up as a “year in review” of your Ethereum transaction history. It quickly morphed into a painful lesson for investors. 

$YEAR came from a Twitter account called EtherWrapped. Users could connect their wallets and view a history of ETH and ETH NFT transactions over 2021. Then, EtherWrapped would hand out a token reward based on the user’s history. Several folks on Twitter warned that it was a honeypot.

The creator wasted no time. Six hours later, he pulled the rug on the project, draining 30 ETH from the $YEAR liquidity pool, and sending the token’s value to zero. Ladies and gentlemen, the future of finance!

Twitter user @meows.eth posted a thread explaining how the rug pull took place. (NFT Evening, Twitter)

Matt Damon is making everyone ill

Actor Matt Damon has hit peak cringe. The actor appeared in a Jan. 2 NFL Super Bowl ad—tagline “fortune favors the brave”—for Crypto.com, a crypto exchange and NFT marketplace. (Youtube)

In the ad, he struts about equating some of the greatest human accomplishments with buying shitcoins and NFTs of bored apes. His performance has sparked a backlash online. 

FT’s Jemima Kelly says “there is something grotesque about seeing a man whose net worth was recently valued at $170m shilling for a platform that is already making so much money that it can afford to spend $700m rebranding Los Angeles’ Staples Center as the Crypto.com Arena.” (FT)

Tim Draper still supports Elizabeth Holmes

A jury convicted Elizabeth Holmes of fraud on Jan. 4. As Bloomberg’s Matt Levine puts it: “Theranos raised a lot of money from investors who did not do too much due diligence, because the world was awash in money and investors got careless; that is much, much, much, much more true now, and Theranos looks a little quaint.” (NYT, Bloomberg)

Tim Draper—aka ”Bitcoin tie guy”—proves once again he is completely delusional. He is still supporting Holmes, even after she was convicted. He told Fortune: “This verdict makes me concerned that the spirit of entrepreneurship in America is in jeopardy.” (Fortune)

Unsurprisingly, Draper also supports President Bukele’s bitcoin efforts in El Salvador. “This is a great video from President @nayibbukele of El Salvador. He is a fresh face of visionary global politics speaking plainly and clearly about #bitcoin and #health at a time when most governments are flailing,” he tweeted, pointing to Bukele’s latest ad campaign. (Twitter)

Also in the news

Bitcoin is decentralized. Just 0.01% of bitcoin holders control 27% of the currency in circulation (WSJ)

Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong spent $133 million on a Bel-Air eyesore. This is what happens when you have wads of money and no taste (WSJ)

In a last ditch effort to save “The One,” a Los Angeles real estate monstrosity he has spent over a decade creating, Nile Niami wants to launch “The One Coin.” I’m sure it is totally not a security. (LA Times)

Mozilla, the nonprofit behind the Firefox web browser, has paused accepting crypto donations following a backlash, triggered in part by a Mozilla founder Jamie Zawinski. (The Verge)

“Hi, I’m sure that whoever runs this account has no idea who I am, but I founded @mozilla and I’m here to say fuck you and fuck this. Everyone involved in the project should be witheringly ashamed of this decision to partner with planet-incinerating Ponzi grifters,” Zawinski tweeted.

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Review: ‘Bitcoin Widow,’ by Jennifer Robertson (QuadrigaCX)

In January 2019, QuadrigaCX, the largest cryptocurrency exchange in Canada, went belly up after its founder, Gerald Cotten, died under bizarre circumstances in India. Roughly $200 million (Canadian) in customer funds disappeared along with him. 

Investigations revealed that Cotten had been running Quadriga like a Ponzi, treating customer deposits like his own personal slush fund. The timing of his death was peculiar, as the clock was ticking on his Ponzi. Cotten was struggling to keep up with customer withdrawals. Instead of getting caught and going to jail, he died and went to heaven. Although some still think he faked his demise.

Six months prior to his death, Cotten wed Jennifer Robertson, a woman he met four years earlier. Weeks before he died, he signed a detailed will leaving everything to her. When Quadriga’s customers realized they had been duped, they had questions — lots of questions — and some of those question were directed at Robertson, the person closest to Cotten when he passed.

During Quadriga’s bankruptcy hearings, Robertson refused interviews with the press. Little was known about her. Now she has a book: “Bitcoin Widow: Love, Betrayal and the Missing Millions.” The 330-page memoir comes out Jan. 18 and is available on Amazon (USCanadaUK). HarperCollins Canada is the publisher.

Robertson did not pen the memoir alone. Instead, she enlisted the help of Canadian journalist Stephen Kimber. Here he is a year ago talking about the project. Kimber actually did a pretty good job piecing all of this together, but despite his professionalism, the book is still a slog. I don’t recommend it.

Robertson lacks the depth and introspection you might expect from someone who was “betrayed.” She also lacks empathy. The book is mostly about her feeling wronged by the press—e.g. me. She treats the 76,000 Quadriga customers who Cotten hurt only as an afterthought. 

Here is what she wants us to believe: She wants us to believe that Cotten is really dead. (Jilted investors at one point wanted his body exhumed to prove this wasn’t a massive exit scam.) She wants us to believe she truly loved Cotton, who she describes as her “soul mate.” She also wants us to believe she had no inkling of the massive fraud that her partner was committing — and that she was benefiting from.

“The possibility that Gerry had committed fraud never even crossed my mind,” she writes.

The book contains mostly what we already know from court documents and investigations. It also includes details most readers could probably care less about, such as she lost her virginity in tenth grade, her mother worked at a post office, and she is obsessed with the number eight. Coincidentally, the first chapter opens on December 8, 2018. 

On that day, Robertson and Cotten are on their honeymoon in Jaipur, India. After they check into the opulent Oberoi Rajvilas hotel for $800 (Canadian) a night, Cotten, age 30, who was diagnosed with Crohn’s before the pair met, has come down with a horrendous bellyache. 

All told, 2018 was the year Quadriga started losing its wheels. In January, the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce (CIBC) froze $30 million (Canadian) in Quadriga funds. On top of that, as the price of bitcoin plummeted, more and more people were exiting their positions and trying to get their cash off of the exchange. Little did they know, hardly any cash, or any crypto, was left.

Robertson gets Cotten into the upscale Fortis hospital where his condition worsens. The following day, he goes into cardiac twice times. Doctors revive him. When he goes into cardiac arrest a third time, he dies. She is with him throughout the entire event and is tasked with getting his body back to Halifax, where they were living before things fell apart. A closed-casket funeral is held and Cotten’s body is put into the frozen earth. His body was severely swollen, too swollen for public viewing, Robertson says.

The book jumps back and forth in time as Robertson relives the trauma of losing the alleged love of her life. I have to admit, it is difficult picturing Cotten as a catch outside of all of his money, as charming as many people said he was. Looking at the Youtube videos he posted, he appears immature. Here he is holding his brother Brad upside-down in 2012. “Have you ever tried drinking water upside down?” Brad says, the two of them in fits of giggles. This is the man child Robertson fell in love with.

Anyway, as Robertson recounts her life, she takes us through her on-again-off-again relationship with Jacob Forgeron, who she met in 10th grade and later married. The marriage ends in divorce, and soon after, she meets Cotten on Tinder, a popular dating app. They are both 26.

Cotten founded Quadriga in late 2013 with business partner Michael Patryn, who turns out to be ex-con Omar Dhanani, who spent 18 months behind bars in the US, before being sent back to Canada. Robertson claims she never actually met Patryn and had no notion of his shady past — or that Cotten and Patryn went way back

“Even though they were business partners at Quadriga, for instance, I never met Michael Patryn face to face, or anyone else connected to the company that was at the centre of Gerry’s work life,” she writes.

The entire book is like this — Robertson presenting shocking facts about Cotten and Quadriga and her putting a spit and shine on it to polish up her reputation. Essentially, she denies knowing anything about the inner workings of the business. The book title should have been: “I Know Nothing!”

Cotten and Robertson lived together starting in May 2015. They already had their pet name, calling each other “Booboo.” Up until that time, she made her living mainly as a bartender and waiting tables. She worked full-time in human resources for Porter Airlines but quit when she met Cotten, returning to waitressing and bartending on the side.

Quadriga could not get banking — banks don’t like dealing with crypto companies due to the high risk of money laundering. To get around that, Robertson describes how Cotten hired freelancers and had them set up bank accounts, so they could process funds on behalf of Quadriga. 

She herself set up Robertson Consulting Nova to process money for Cotten. “Gerry would deposit money destined for clients into my corporate account and then send me lists of their names and email addresses and the amount I was to send each of them. I’d either send the funds by wire or e-transfer.”

Robertson earned an extra $1,000 (Canadian) a month this way — but oddly, it didn’t seem to trigger any alarm bells for her. She stopped processing payments, she said, after they moved from Toronto to Halifax, where they bought their first home together in 2016.

By then Quadriga was using “commercial payment processors” — her term for shadow banks that basically set up a network of bank accounts to funnel money to and from Quadriga customers. She said she knew nothing of Quadriga’s clients beyond what she needed to know to send them money. 

Cash is another way to get around banks and Cotten dealt with lots of it. “Gerry continued to deal in cash over all the time we were together, but the piles grew bigger and bigger,” Robertson said. Cotten was doing business with Adam O’Brien who ran a Bitcoin ATM company in Canada. Cotten supplied O’Brien with crypto, and O’Brien, in turn, brought Cotten suitcases full of bills from the sale of bitcoin — $20 million (Canadian) in total, enough to raise most people’s eyebrows, but not Robertson’s.

“I understood from Gerry that cryptocurrency was still new, so old-school, conventional bankers were often suspicious of it. That was one reason why Gerry said he worked so hard to verify the bona fides of his customers,” she wrote.

The bona fides of his customers? Bitcoin ATMs are essentially nothing more than street-corner money laundering machines. They charge high transaction fees, which criminals don’t mind paying for the simple reason that bitcoin ATMs generally don’t require identity checks up to certain amounts, particularly in Canada, up until recently. 

When Robertson was searching for new employment, Gerry suggested they take up their newfound wealth and invest in real estate. Robertson set up Robertson Nova, her residential property management company (not to be confused with her payment processing business), and started buying up real estate. Eventually, the pair owned 16 rental properties to the tune of $7.5 million (Canadian). Robertson brought in her stepfather Tom Beazley to help manage the properties and got herself a personal assistant named Tanya Reid, who would drink beer with her and listen to her woes when needed.

Beazley and Reid were doing most of the heavy lifting for Robertson’s company — which she called a “financial success.” Reid also became the couple’s errand girl. “In the end, Tanya became a primary personal assistant for Gerry, picking up laundry and running errands, while Gerry continued to run the business as he always had — alone, from inside his laptop,” Robertson wrote in her book.

She tells us she didn’t care about the money. However, she clearly didn’t mind spending it either. The book details countless vacations she took with Cotten — a cruise around South America, a wedding celebration in a castle in Scotland for the extended family, a mini-honeymoon in Amsterdam, another cruise around the Baltic Sea, another one to the Galapagos, and so on. The couple bought a yacht, a small island, a vacation home, and even chartered a private plane. The entire relationship was one big vacation.

It’s a wonder that Cotten, who ran Quadriga as a one-man show from his laptop after 2016 when Patryn supposedly stepped away, got any real work done at all. Actually, we now know he wasn’t actually working so much as spending and gambling away other people’s money.

It is also a wonder that Robertson, who talks at length about her curiosity for the world, had no curiosity whatsoever about Cotten’s business or the piles of cash coming in and going out of their home. At one point, she describes delivering “multiple thousands of dollars of cash” to Cotten, so that he could mail the money to his customers.

After Cotten died, Robertson’s fantasy world came apart at the seams, and she was hounded by journalists. She was shocked and offended by the innuendo and suspicions. I’m the only journalist she specifically calls out in the book by name: “Amy Castor, a freelance journalist, who ‘focuses on cryptocurrencies and financial fraud,’ would later add more fuel to this fire when she described me as ‘moving aggressively to protect her newly acquired assets.’” 

That statement was absolutely true, by the way. Even before the accountants, judges, and lawyers moved in to clean up the mess that was Quadriga, Robertson was moving property into her own name to protect it from creditors. In the end, she had to hand over nearly everything to Ernst and Young, the court-appointed monitor and bankruptcy trustee. Initially, she proposed to keep $5 million (Canadian) — money that never would have ended up in her name had Cotten not stolen millions from his customers. 

She also wanted to keep her engagement band, worth $80,000 (Canadian). Here is her reasoning for finally opting to give it up without a fight: “In practical terms, selling it would put the smallest of dents in the huge losses [Quadriga investors] already suffered. But symbolically, taking that ring off my finger offered a small measure of vengeance for all that Gerry had done to harm them.” 

What Robertson doesn’t seem to understand is that none of that money was hers, to begin with. In the end, she was allowed to keep her wedding band, $90,000 (Canadian) in cash, her $20,000 (Canadian) retirement fund, her Jeep Cherokee, and some other personal belongings.  

She mourned dead Gerry by writing to him: “Oh, sweetheart, I only now understand just how much stress you were under . . . I am so sorry. This must have been awful for you.”

It’s a shame she never wrote any such heartfelt letters to Quadriga customers. One of them even lost his entire life savings. Did she understand how much stress he was under?

At one point, during the court proceedings that followed Quadriga’s shuttering, Robertson went to Aruba to escape the pressure and tried to commit suicide by swallowing too many Ativan. She managed to save herself by calling an ambulance. This is the first I’ve heard of her suicide attempt.

Robertson is now moving on with her life. She moved into a cabin owned by her family, taught English online for a bit, and went back to school. She had two relationships after Cotten, and neither of them ended well because she “still had feelings for Gerry.” I’ve heard from a source that she is now in yet another relationship and is heavily pregnant. Cotten has been dead for three years now.

If you have been following the Quadriga saga, you won’t find much new in “Bitcoin Widow.” Robertson is a hard person to feel sympathy for. She is getting on with her life, sure, but there are still 76,000 Quadriga customers waiting for the bankruptcy courts to return a fraction of their losses. They are struggling to get on with their lives too.

After chatting with David Gerard online, what we both can’t seem to figure out is why Robertson wrote this book, to begin with. She is not being sued, the money is long gone, and all of this is old news. David posted his own review of the book here.

March 9, 2022: This article has been updated to correct a few inaccuracies noted by Jennifer Roberton. Cotten went into cardiac arrest three times, not two times. Cotten and Robertson took a cruise around South America, not South Africa. Also, they never took a cruise to Australia. They booked a cruise to Australia but never made it because Cotten died in India. Robertson wants us to know that she did not work “mainly” as a bartender and waitress. She was an “HR professional.” (While it is true she had a few HR jobs, she was always happy to leave those jobs when the opportunity for travel and leisure presented itself. She quit her full-time post in the HR department of Porter Airlines when she met Cotten, saying in the book, she returned to bartending and waitressing on the side.) Finally, Robertson did not at one time deliver cash directly to Quadriga customers, as I misstated earlier. She delivered cash to Cotten, who then mailed it to Quadriga customers.

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